Curious!

ho hum..........life seems to be speeding up at a very rapid pace......currently I am trying to read 80 thousand books at the same time so they can go back to the library on time..............and earn money for Christmas.......aand shop for Christmas..............and play games with relitives for Christmas.........and I am currently thinking about what kind of job I want...............waaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Actually I don't realy want a job, I just want the money...see the small problem with that??????????Oh, and I am trying to finish up my math book so that I can get a jjjob...I only have....32 STORY PROBLEMS left...I strongly dislike story problems!!!
Sadly,we will not see much of Mary for quite a will.....though the holiday will fly by so fast that it wont seem so long....But in all of the hustle and bustle,I am so glad to remember that a little baby boy was born many years ago. So with that parting thought I leave you....Later Mater!!!!!!

Vacation time!

Hello Everyone!
First of all, I need to tell you that today is my last day on the computer for at least three weeks. No, I didn'y get in trouble. I'm banning myself. I've been thinking about how much I'm on this thing and realized that it' really getting in the way. It's become an idol for me. So in order to catch up on school and, most importantly, to spend more time with God, I have to get rid of the temptaion for a while.
I'll miss you all. We have some pretty good conversations on here. It would make it a lot easier if you were all here, but, unfortunately, I have many friends whom I don't see. I'll miss you guys the most.
See ya at the end of my vacation!
I'll miss ya'll here in Blogger Land too.

Written with much love and many huggs!
Mary

Check out my fully mean bros!

(The one in the red jacket isn't really my brother, but he's close enough.)

Bye!

I just thought that I'd give ya'll a heads up. Tomorrow will be my last day on the computer for at least three weeks. I'll give a full explanation later, but, for now, just know that I'm convicted. The computer has become to important to me. It's getting in the way of my school and, more importantly, my GOD.

For your enjoyment:

The Korean! I love the Korean! (It's early)

These guys are fully mean!

I just visited this fully righteous blog! It's http://themanly.blogspot.com. It is so great! These guys are out of this world strange. I love it! I think Joe, Robert, and Ben should start one. It would be just as good. Man, the things they talk about on there!

Now this is manly.

Rock on, Brother Ben! Rock on!

I know it's time for an update. That's why I'm writing.

Warning:

Our internet has been down since Wednesday, so this may contain some graphic material not fit for children.

Say goodbye to sweet, innocent Mary and hello to the definition of funki: Jane!

Hello my people. How is my cowtripper doing? That's nice. What about my cow? "And how's Cowslapper," you ask? I'm OK.

I'm happy!

I wanna talk to people, but there aren't any people on! What's wrong with you F.E.A.K.E.s! At least I have a good excuse. What's yours? I bet it's not as good as mine!

I like cheeeeese.

I like cheeeeesecake better.

I like ... Let's not go there.

"Here we go! Let's take 'em to the show!"

I like the Numa Numa Dance song. It makes me happy. Does anyone know how to get the English lyrics for that song? I want 'em.

Sorry if this blog isn't very good. I started talking to Johnny, and I kinda lost most of my Janeness. It might come back. You never know.

I'm gonna go look for pictures...

Hey look! I found one! This was taken when Jamie was here. See he's behind John.

Oh, you guys are never gunna guess what ingenious

Studly Brother!

Sorry, I was interrupted yet again. "By whom," you ask? Johnny. Again. Oh, that sounds bad! I like talking to you, Johnny. I just thought it a bit strange that I was interrupted by you twice. I guess I was just supposed to talk to you.

Anywho, I bet you're all wondering what the ingenious thing that I did is? (Confusing? I hope so!) Well, I was eating a cracker, and I bit down on it funny. A very sharp piece of cracker jammed into my gum and made it bleed. I laughed.

OK, pictures, pictures. Hmmm.....

Isn't it positively GORGEOUS!

Wait a minute... I don't have a beard. Hey, that's Robert! What is HE doing on my blog!

You should be thankful. The stranger I am on here, the less likely it is that I'll be Jane when I'm with you all tonight. I think. Well, I know I'll be with you tonight. I just wasn't sure about the whole... Well, you know what I mean. No need to explain!

Now where were we.... Ahh, yes. Me!

Now THATS what I'm talkin' 'bout!

I'm hungry. What should I eat? Hmm, lets see.... Club Crackers. That sounds nice. Mmmmmm... the buttery crispness is positively evil! I want more! Mmmmmmmm..... OK, what else. Something with a bit of substance to it, maybe? MILK! Milk has loads of substance! I think. It fills me up anyway.

Uh! The horror! I just realized that I've been on the computer for... a long time... and I haven't been listening to any music! At all! None! For shame, for shame! All righty now... what do I wanna listen to. I know! Can you guess? It's where I get my inspiration? Come on, you know me better than that! What! You honestly don't know! That's just wrong! No, I won't tell. You obviously don't care that much since you couldn't even guess! OK, you really wanna know? The Numa Numa Dance song!

"My-a hee! My-a who! My-a ha! My-a ha, ha!" Yeeaah! Woooowhooooo!

"Allo. Allo." Yeeaah! Sing it, Man!

"Numa, numa yay! Numa, numa yay! Numa, numa, numa yay!"

Ut-oh! 2:00. I have to go do school now. So sad! Well, blog ya later! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Get it? BLOG ya later! Ha, ha, ha, ha! I crack myself up! Sometimes.

Animals,pets, my friends...

We fooled the Dog soooooooooo bad!We throw his stick down the hill and then we hid somewhere.He normally finds us by sniffing us out. Before throwing it we walked around the pickup truck so there was a circular trail and then we jumped in the back and lay there in the rain.We had been throwing and hiding for a while already so there was smell all over the place. He ran all over the place looking for us.......while we lay there and got wet! It was so cool! Then, on accident, we scared the orange cat sooo bad.We were running to hid from the dog.Micheal went up one side of the rail and scared the cat, so the cat was running in front of him. The cat was running and sliding and just couldn't seem to find his traction.Right before Micheal reached the base of the stairs, Ruth, going full speed, jumped down them. She just barely missed the poor cat who by this time was scrambling to turn around...right under Michael's feet....Right at this time I came flying down the stairs too. The cat fled under the house, through the electrical wires....~He let me pet him later~.......so no harm done!

I serve burned bread and a WONDERFUL God!

Oooopppps.......Really it was an accident! I was making bread and it was in the beginning stages....Watery, needs some flour, right?So, I filled the 1/2 cup measure with flour and dumped it in. While I was holding it there dumping it in..Ruth distracted me(she was making cookies)(See, She is my excuse...) and I turned halfway toward her. The mixer bumped the measuring cup and *splosh* in it went. I spun and grabbed the lever that operates the mixer...and accidentally turned it on high...Kasplosh. The watery beginning of bread splashed up out of the mixer and all over Ruth and the wheat grinder.....hey, look at that I wasn't even involved in the mess! It was a wonderful day today regardless of the mess I had to clean up......After getting in the shower and slightly burning the bread I managed to keep my clean cloths clean while cleaning up the kitchen. Now I'm at Grandma's where we get to eat BBQ chicken and watch Master and Commander. Hurray! God is so good! He put me in a wonderful family! Ruth and Rachel are the best sisters I could ever ask for!