These are really great.
Did I read that sign right?
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
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lol
yeya im first havent been first for ages
funny!
Yep, I thought so.
TOMORROW'S EASTER!
Wow thats funny. I've heard of some of those before.
Easter is my favorite holiday.
What's yours?
And how was your Easter?
Mine was wonderful. Since my gramma and auntie Sue are still outa town, we went to the Donalds' and had a gorgeous time.
STRANGE
GUYS!!! I wanna know your favorite holiday! NOW! :p
umm...I like all of them.
hmm I think easter is my fav.
Well, y'all are original. :p Sorry! I'm so rude. I don't know why anyone even likes me. I'm always bein' mean to 'em.
So anyways, OK!
my fave is easter, next is thanksgiving, and then Christmas
I like all of 'em. :)
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