Saturday, January 27, 2007

Sorry Mary that I have disappeared like that; I do it spasdically.....periodically.....

Well....we watched "Man on fire" for family movie night. Umm........My Aunt Ginny recommended it ...cuz my cousin had to watch it for one of his classes. What she didn't tell us is that it is rated R for violence and language. And that there is some immodesty also.He goes to a Christian school! Anyhoo, I like the way my mind is working right now because it cut out all the bad things and I am just seeing the storyline right now. " Greater love hath no man then this that he lay down his life for his friend." The ending was just beautiful in that he gave his life in exchange for the little girl's life. How many of us have that kind of love these days? That we would die for our friends? That we would die for the unsaved? Where is our passion these days oh christian? Why are we not out there fighting for souls? Why do we sit around and waste our time? I confess that I am guilty of this also.

This author does not encourage watching "Man on fire" as it is a violent movie that promotes violence, immodesty, and alchohol.

Hi?

Hello Everyone. I'm bored so I decided to post. (Hint, hint: This could be very scary. Jane is known for her off the wall sentences of all kinds.)







So how be you today? Nifty, me too.







Guess what I be listenin' to? That's right!







"Num, numa yay! Numa, numa yay! Numa, numa, numa yay!"







Fully mean, Man!







"Allo! Allo!"







I love Tillamook ice cream! It's so yumalicious!







Guess what me daddy says? Totally gnarly, Man! And he says it in this weird voice and gets the strangest face! It makes me laugh so hard! I love me Daddy.







Ooooh, you guys gotta see these glasses!.... K, here they are. Me sis actually wore these! She looked way worse than I do.





Oh, I sound very rude. There's nothing wrong with the glasses themselves. I just think it's really funny me sis wore them. And 'cause she looked like a big geek, but that's besides the point. :) K, so is everyone clear? I'm not making fun of anyone. No, not even me sis. It just sounds like I am. But I'm really not. Because I love her very much, so I would never do such a thing on so permanent a basis.
























































This be me the same night. I was really happy 'n' giddy 'n' stuff. It was much joyous fun.























Oh, did I ever tell you guys about my dream? Oh OK, I didn't think so. Well, I was talking to me friend, Joe, in me bedroom door way. We were discussing how loud I am, "It just all comes out! Kinda like when I'm brushin' my teeth. My face is covered in toothpaste. I'm all droolin' down my arm, all the way to my elbow. I practically have to take a shower every time I brush my teeth!" Joe was just standing there, laughing hysterically. Kinda icky, huh? It's never been quite that bad before. Although there was that one time...... :)




K, so now what're we gonna talk about about about about about? :()
Uhhh...................................................................just a sec, Guys.
K, I be back now.
I wanna visit m cuz cuz in Alaska! Whaaaaaaaaaa! I miss 'em so much. I haven't seen 'em in like four years! Well, except for the ones I've never met. I've never seen them. Well, in real life. I've seen lots of pictures.




Becca can't get into her blog. It says it doesn't exist or it cannot be found or somethin' of the sort. She tried to update the other day, but she couldn't. What a sad life she lives. :{} - Oi, that be nifty!





No way! It's 12 to 12! You're kidding me! Oh, 12 to 12. That's funny. Not really. Well, maybe a lil bit. Na, it's not funny. At all. No way, no how! That is so not funny!


Ya know, I've been thinkin'. (I'm sorry, I know I'm not supposed to, but it's just so hard to contain myself!) I have conclused the conclusion that I feel sorry for the people who have to read me bloggy. I mean, the things I say on here. It's just flat out ridiculous! The sad part is that I'm actually bein' serious. Believe it or not (I know most of you don't), but I can

actually very easily turn quite serious in a conversation.

Dude! This is just my day, isn't it? I have conclused, yet again, another conclusion! I have a very strange personality. I mean, I can go from engrossed bookworm to extreme party girl (in a Christian sense, of course) in like five seconds. I am so good! It can come in handy occasionally, but usually people just run away screaming. But they never tell me what game they're playing. I think they're tryin' to keep it a secret. (Don't worry, it's safe with me. I won't tell a soul!)

Oooh, oooh! Guess what? I got to talk to me friend, Ami, from Vegas for two and a half hours! Yay!

K, so I should probably go now. Bye!


~JANE




Wednesday, January 24, 2007

God Made All Things Good

"In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters....And God said let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the frimament: and it was so. And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day. And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so. And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good." Genesis 1: 1, 2, 6-10




























































































" And God said, Let the earth bring forth living the creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so....and God saw that it was good." Genesis 1: 24, 25b































































"And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth. So God created in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them." Genesis 1: 26, 27










"And God saw everything that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day." Genesis 1:31

Monday, January 22, 2007

Looky, looky! I shineth!

Thursday we studied 2 Corinthians 3. I memorized verse 18. "But we all with open face beholding as in a glass the glory of the Lord, are changed into the same image from glory to glory, even as by the Spirit of the Lord." This verse talks about the good work that the Holy Spirit does (and continues to do) in us when we become saved. It says that as a result, we should all shine with the glory of the Lord.
When people look at you, are they blinded with His everlasting glory?


God is awesome, amen?

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Weeeehaaaaa!!!!

Snow.....YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yesterday Michael, Ruth, and I went asledding. First it was a snow fight and we even got the broken armed man to play...then he went sledding...then we went sledding!!!!!!! We decided to do a catipiller with the sleds and snowboard that we have...Michael sits on the board in front and stears us. next comes Ruth, laying down on a sled...she holds on to Michael's waist and I come in the rear holding on to her waist. At first we tried it on the long, gradually sloping hill. It was fun but we didn't get up much speed so....We had to try the steep hill! This time I was in the middle, with boarder boy in front of me and Ruth, boarder girl, behind me. We were going so fast Michael couldent see to steer...(did I mention that this was after dark?and that there is a tree, a metal hydrant, and a pond at the base of the steep hill?)....I was in the middle laying down so I couldent see either, and Ruth closed her eyes and hung on for dear life!!!!!!!!!! Three blind sledders...Three blind sledders....opps...Micheal is trying to slow us down...I can feel it ..wooo my eyes are stinging cause the wind...I cant see..we are turning....Ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!! Ruth hit the tree!! The last sled in line swings really wide on the corner. We midst the tree but she collided.....ow....my lip has been swollen all day from Ruth booting me in the mouth when we were loading up.....We picked her up and went in side , where Micheal went to get the Hot Chocolate. He jumped up on the counter and the trail mix came down...all over the floor......hey! yum!!! Trail mix off the floor! Then we all got sent to bed like good little children....

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Snow, snow, snow!

Why does this contraption have to be so stinkin' retarded! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr! It messed the pictures and the words all up! I hate computers!
Today's pictures start with the footprint.
K, now for the real post.






"Snow, snow, snow!"

Oh, hello!
How are you? Good!
Me? Oh, I'm fantastic! I got like three inches of snow!
WHOOP! WHOOP!
These are from last Wed. when it snowed.
Me bro made snowballs from the snow on the cars.
And these are from today.
This is me sis' foot.
This is me pup, Angel, lying in the snow.
Yay! I love snow! It makes me so very happy! I wich it snowed like this more often. But then I don't 'cause then everyone on the hills (which is a lot) couldn't come to church or anything else. That would be very sad.
Well anywho, I hope you enjoyed the pictures.
~JANE

Monday, January 15, 2007

I am SO intelligent!

Last night Sara put some taquitos in the oven on our new bar stone. She got it out and handed out the taquitos. Well, I was washing dishes, so I walked over to the stove and picked up the stone. I suddenly felt the skin being singed off my fingers. I made some very unique noises and immediately ran freezing cold water over them 'til they were numb (again!). I couldn't help but laugh. "How could I be so dumb?"
I got away with just a tingling feeling in my right middle finger and a good laugh.
So, how was everyone elses day?
"Why were your fingers numb again?" you ask? The guys from church played football yesterday, so we went to watch. The only downfall was that I was frozen! I can't remember the last time I was that cold. But it was lots of fun.

I don't know about you, but, personally, this is extremely encouraging. These guys know the power of prayer.












Sunday, January 7, 2007

I just heard a really cool testimony earlier! Someone called my pastor and asked us to pray for his wife. She is really really close to having her baby and the baby was in a breach birth position, and the umbilical cord was wrapped around his neck , and the placenta was in the way , so , that means that the mid-wife couldn't just reach in there and move it around. He emailed it out to a bunch of people. He still felt like he should tell someone though. God brought one of his friends to mind. This friend runs a program called WIN (women in need) that helps women that have just gotten out of jail.They take them into their house and help them get their feet back under them. They have a lady currently living with them who wouldn't listen to them when they talk about God, who said "There is no God". When they heard the news about the baby they started praying. Right out openly in front of this women. The couple went in to the mid-wife to have a ultrasound done so that she could try to move the baby. They hooked her all up and looked and the baby had moved into the proper position, the cord had come unwrapped, and the placenta was no longer in the way! The only one that could have done that was the baby. The only one that could have told the baby that it was in the wrong position is God. When the atheist Lady heard this she said, "I guess there really is a God!" Pray for her that she would come to a saving realization of God.

Saturday, January 6, 2007

I'm BACK!

What a great title! I just love it!
Yaaaaay!
Wow! A lot has happened over the last three weeks!
We have this big, blue exercise ball in our living room. It showed up a few days ago, and I have no idea where it came from. So anyway, I've been doing school all week from about 8:30 A.M. to 5:00 ish P.M. All I do is think all day, so when I take my lunch break, I get super happy. Well, one day I found the ball and started bouncin' on it. (It's quite exhilarating! You should try.) I decided that it's my new vehicular device, and I'm going to ride it to Donalds'. But then Big pointed out that I needed one with handles, so I wouldn't fall off. Since we don't have one with handles, I thought I would just duck (I am so funny!) tape myself to it. Then Milly decided to share his two cents. "You couldn't make it all the way to Donalds'. Someone would have to drop you off at the railroad tracks to make it look like you came all the way from home." Then I realized that I wouldn't even make it down the tracks. I would fall off the edge and die. I think this way is more likely than on top of a parking garage.
Last week I had the strangest dream. I was in my doorway talking to Joe about being loud. "It just all comes out! Kinda like when I brush my teeth. I'm drooling all over my face, there's toothpaste rolling down to my elbows. I practically have to take a shower every time I brush my teeth!" Joe was dieing from laughter, and then it was all gone. Weird, ay?
So anyway, I think that I shall let you go now.

I love my Joe! He makes me soooo happy! He made this on his Sims program. It's a likeness of him that he disstorted into Blue Pokey MAN! Yaaaaaaaay!
I'm eating Andes mints. He started crying when I took them, so I gave one back and made him happy again.
I should go now.
Bye, bye my friends! I love ya!
Jane

Friday, January 5, 2007

Titles are sooo boring!


*sniffles* The weather outside is rather wet and snowy. My bro was going to take me skiing today but um...it is blizzerding on the mountain right now and that just isin't much fun to ski in. Skibowl is supposed to get 17 in. of snow today and Meadows is supposed to get 11 in. And the pictures of the beautiful snowy mountain that I was going to show you won't load.Waaa! So now I am going to go sew some more, then go watch a movie and eat some of Josh'es wonderful cooking! Josh is making roll up stuffed steak with one arm....He is quite talented...oh...Michael is standing here telling me that he helped make the wonderful and delicious dinner.Kudos Michael!

Wednesday, January 3, 2007

Educational!!!

For all you wonderful peeps out there that couldn't comment on my blog before, I am happy to say that I updated that section and you may now ramble on freely, leaving me a record of your coming and going and leaving all the interesting stuff that you can think of to say.

You reap what you sew....

Hello everyone!Methinks that if I am going to tell everyone else to update that I need to update myself....so,
I was trying to work on my quilt this morning but the serger was all messed up from all the holiday sewing. Mom didn't tell me that she had changed anything around, she just told me to change the thread. Unfortunately for my peace of mind...she changed the throat plate and then forgot to tell me.When I tried to use the serger, everything got tangled up and stuck on the machine! Ahhh! Grrr!!! I asked Mom what was wrong with it and she fixed it but now I am not doing anything til she has checked it out for fear I might break something....or ruin something....