Curious!

ho hum..........life seems to be speeding up at a very rapid pace......currently I am trying to read 80 thousand books at the same time so they can go back to the library on time..............and earn money for Christmas.......aand shop for Christmas..............and play games with relitives for Christmas.........and I am currently thinking about what kind of job I want...............waaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Actually I don't realy want a job, I just want the money...see the small problem with that??????????Oh, and I am trying to finish up my math book so that I can get a jjjob...I only have....32 STORY PROBLEMS left...I strongly dislike story problems!!!
Sadly,we will not see much of Mary for quite a will.....though the holiday will fly by so fast that it wont seem so long....But in all of the hustle and bustle,I am so glad to remember that a little baby boy was born many years ago. So with that parting thought I leave you....Later Mater!!!!!!

Vacation time!

Hello Everyone!
First of all, I need to tell you that today is my last day on the computer for at least three weeks. No, I didn'y get in trouble. I'm banning myself. I've been thinking about how much I'm on this thing and realized that it' really getting in the way. It's become an idol for me. So in order to catch up on school and, most importantly, to spend more time with God, I have to get rid of the temptaion for a while.
I'll miss you all. We have some pretty good conversations on here. It would make it a lot easier if you were all here, but, unfortunately, I have many friends whom I don't see. I'll miss you guys the most.
See ya at the end of my vacation!
I'll miss ya'll here in Blogger Land too.

Written with much love and many huggs!
Mary

Check out my fully mean bros!

(The one in the red jacket isn't really my brother, but he's close enough.)

Bye!

I just thought that I'd give ya'll a heads up. Tomorrow will be my last day on the computer for at least three weeks. I'll give a full explanation later, but, for now, just know that I'm convicted. The computer has become to important to me. It's getting in the way of my school and, more importantly, my GOD.

For your enjoyment:

The Korean! I love the Korean! (It's early)

These guys are fully mean!

I just visited this fully righteous blog! It's http://themanly.blogspot.com. It is so great! These guys are out of this world strange. I love it! I think Joe, Robert, and Ben should start one. It would be just as good. Man, the things they talk about on there!

Now this is manly.

Rock on, Brother Ben! Rock on!

I know it's time for an update. That's why I'm writing.

Warning:

Our internet has been down since Wednesday, so this may contain some graphic material not fit for children.

Say goodbye to sweet, innocent Mary and hello to the definition of funki: Jane!

Hello my people. How is my cowtripper doing? That's nice. What about my cow? "And how's Cowslapper," you ask? I'm OK.

I'm happy!

I wanna talk to people, but there aren't any people on! What's wrong with you F.E.A.K.E.s! At least I have a good excuse. What's yours? I bet it's not as good as mine!

I like cheeeeese.

I like cheeeeesecake better.

I like ... Let's not go there.

"Here we go! Let's take 'em to the show!"

I like the Numa Numa Dance song. It makes me happy. Does anyone know how to get the English lyrics for that song? I want 'em.

Sorry if this blog isn't very good. I started talking to Johnny, and I kinda lost most of my Janeness. It might come back. You never know.

I'm gonna go look for pictures...

Hey look! I found one! This was taken when Jamie was here. See he's behind John.

Oh, you guys are never gunna guess what ingenious

Studly Brother!

Sorry, I was interrupted yet again. "By whom," you ask? Johnny. Again. Oh, that sounds bad! I like talking to you, Johnny. I just thought it a bit strange that I was interrupted by you twice. I guess I was just supposed to talk to you.

Anywho, I bet you're all wondering what the ingenious thing that I did is? (Confusing? I hope so!) Well, I was eating a cracker, and I bit down on it funny. A very sharp piece of cracker jammed into my gum and made it bleed. I laughed.

OK, pictures, pictures. Hmmm.....

Isn't it positively GORGEOUS!

Wait a minute... I don't have a beard. Hey, that's Robert! What is HE doing on my blog!

You should be thankful. The stranger I am on here, the less likely it is that I'll be Jane when I'm with you all tonight. I think. Well, I know I'll be with you tonight. I just wasn't sure about the whole... Well, you know what I mean. No need to explain!

Now where were we.... Ahh, yes. Me!

Now THATS what I'm talkin' 'bout!

I'm hungry. What should I eat? Hmm, lets see.... Club Crackers. That sounds nice. Mmmmmm... the buttery crispness is positively evil! I want more! Mmmmmmmm..... OK, what else. Something with a bit of substance to it, maybe? MILK! Milk has loads of substance! I think. It fills me up anyway.

Uh! The horror! I just realized that I've been on the computer for... a long time... and I haven't been listening to any music! At all! None! For shame, for shame! All righty now... what do I wanna listen to. I know! Can you guess? It's where I get my inspiration? Come on, you know me better than that! What! You honestly don't know! That's just wrong! No, I won't tell. You obviously don't care that much since you couldn't even guess! OK, you really wanna know? The Numa Numa Dance song!

"My-a hee! My-a who! My-a ha! My-a ha, ha!" Yeeaah! Woooowhooooo!

"Allo. Allo." Yeeaah! Sing it, Man!

"Numa, numa yay! Numa, numa yay! Numa, numa, numa yay!"

Ut-oh! 2:00. I have to go do school now. So sad! Well, blog ya later! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Get it? BLOG ya later! Ha, ha, ha, ha! I crack myself up! Sometimes.

Animals,pets, my friends...

We fooled the Dog soooooooooo bad!We throw his stick down the hill and then we hid somewhere.He normally finds us by sniffing us out. Before throwing it we walked around the pickup truck so there was a circular trail and then we jumped in the back and lay there in the rain.We had been throwing and hiding for a while already so there was smell all over the place. He ran all over the place looking for us.......while we lay there and got wet! It was so cool! Then, on accident, we scared the orange cat sooo bad.We were running to hid from the dog.Micheal went up one side of the rail and scared the cat, so the cat was running in front of him. The cat was running and sliding and just couldn't seem to find his traction.Right before Micheal reached the base of the stairs, Ruth, going full speed, jumped down them. She just barely missed the poor cat who by this time was scrambling to turn around...right under Michael's feet....Right at this time I came flying down the stairs too. The cat fled under the house, through the electrical wires....~He let me pet him later~.......so no harm done!

I serve burned bread and a WONDERFUL God!

Oooopppps.......Really it was an accident! I was making bread and it was in the beginning stages....Watery, needs some flour, right?So, I filled the 1/2 cup measure with flour and dumped it in. While I was holding it there dumping it in..Ruth distracted me(she was making cookies)(See, She is my excuse...) and I turned halfway toward her. The mixer bumped the measuring cup and *splosh* in it went. I spun and grabbed the lever that operates the mixer...and accidentally turned it on high...Kasplosh. The watery beginning of bread splashed up out of the mixer and all over Ruth and the wheat grinder.....hey, look at that I wasn't even involved in the mess! It was a wonderful day today regardless of the mess I had to clean up......After getting in the shower and slightly burning the bread I managed to keep my clean cloths clean while cleaning up the kitchen. Now I'm at Grandma's where we get to eat BBQ chicken and watch Master and Commander. Hurray! God is so good! He put me in a wonderful family! Ruth and Rachel are the best sisters I could ever ask for!

Literary composition

Actually Mary, the words to that song ......Love in the linden trees.........This outlaw is singing to his girlfriend ...I think I have the words to that song somewheres over in the house with an English translation.....*twitch* *twitch*


I just finished reading a rather somber book by Nancy Mosser called "Motzarts sister".It was a very good book though!It made me think!Think about life, think about how my reactions reach others, about how they react......the list goes on.......It is a historically based novel that I really enjoyed.I would fully recommend it to those of a mature age. If you are like me and after reading a book start acting and talking like the characters and you don't realize it then you might not want to read this.Anyhow.....That is a good thing if you are reading a good book but it has gotten me in a spot of trouble now and then.

Not So Edifying.

Hey Ya'll!
I have the house to myself for an hour! That's not much compared to what I used to have sometimes in Vegas, but it's better than nothin'! I'm listening to the Numa Numa Dance song! It's fully mean!

I want to talk to someone, but no one is on IM. That's different. Usually SOMEBODYS on. Oh well, life goes on. I think.

We're having Tues. night Bible study tonight, since we all went to see the Lindekens sing. (I'll talk about that next.) I should have some Garretts by 5:30. I think. That'll be fun. Lizzy's a hoot!

The Lindekens were AMAZING! I didn't know anyone could sing so well! (OK, so that's an exaggeration, but they were stinkin' good!) I couldn't believe Ruth's solo! Sarah and Josh did a great job talking. Most people who sing on stage aren't so good at talking on stage, but they did a good job. And Rachel and Josh kept me entertained as usual. (My mom took some pictures and even video if you guys want it. She got part of Ruth's solo.)

I love the Numa Numa song!

JIMBO!

What's up everyone?

I like........CHEEEEESECAKE!

I like........................PICTURES!

"Allo. Allo."

"Numa, numa yay! Numa, numa yay! Numa, numa, numa yay!"

"My-a hee!, My-a who! My-a ha ha ha!"

"Numa, numa yay! Numa, numa yay! Numa, numa, numa yay!"

For those of you who don't know what the Numa Numa Dance song is, it's a Romanian song we found on the internet. It's trippy. Rachel said that some of the words don't mean anything. They're not really words. I think that's pretty nifty!

Here are some pictures of my house in Vegas after my uncle got his hands on it.

These are of the front yard.

This is looking at the entryway and the stairs from the den. (The front door is to the left out of sight.)

This is my kitchen and living room

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This is the backyard. (The sliding glass door is to the right out of sight.)

This is looking from the other side of the yard. (See the door?)

The first one is from upstairs looking down to the entryway (the den is off to the left there), and the second one is standing in the entryway looking outside. (That's my uncle's truck parked outside. )

John dug the hole for the mailbox all by himself a couple of years ago. The "dirt" (more like cement) in Vegas is as hard as a rock. That's why it's impressive. I think the hole was like 2 or 3 ft. deep. I was very proud.

Well, I think I shall let you go do whatever it is that you are going to do now.

Later Dudes!

Edifying. (I hope.)

To be honest, I was a bit jealous of everyone who shared their edifying thoughts through e-mail. I like to share I just really didn't have anything to share.
Well, the Lord has finally laid something on my heart to share with you all.
Lately I have been struggling in my walk. I've been doing my devotions regularly and been in good study of the Word three times a week. I just couldn't figure out why I've been struggling so much.
In my devotions I have been reading Prayer by John Bunyan. On pages 155, 156 it says, "Now Your great help against this is prayer, continuing in prayer. Prayer wrestles with the devil, and will overthrow him:...prayer wrestles with all temptations, and makes them fly....'Let us therefore come boldly unto the throne of grace, that we may obtain mercy, and find grace to help in time of need.' (Heb. 4:16)"
When I read this, the light bulb suddenly turned on. Prayer! That's what I was missing! I'm not praying in the right heart or nearly enough. I need to pray to over come my new found temptations.
I have been a somewhat zealous prayer in the past, but I realized today that I have become lax in that area.
Today I have made a decision to redirect my attention. When I pray, I will stop and take the time to really think about what it is that I'm doing. Prayer isn't just, "Thank you Jesus for my food," or, "Thank you Jesus for this day." It's talking to God. It's pouring out your heart to Him. It's a better stress reliever than crying. Prayer is a vital part of the Christian walk. It draws you close to the Lord. Jesus spent countless hours in prayer, communing with the Father.
I am thankful that the Lord has opened my eyes to my sin and laid it upon my heart to do something about it.
Well, as the title says, I hope this was edifying. Now it's back to school for me.

Much love in Christ,

P.S.
God made this. Isn't He awesome?

....kitchen tools.....

'.........for we know in part, and we prophesy in part.....but when that which is perfect is come then that which is in part shall be done away.' Almost every day I cook something in the kitchen. I use the same tools over, and over, and over.Some of them are torn,some of them are stained,some of them have parts missing....And, some of them are perfect,still new,with no blemishes.The ol' banged up ones,well,those are my trusty friends.I know exactly how they will react to things,how much I can use them , and when I shouldn't use them.They do exactly what I tell them to do.The new ones aren't that steady.They aren't broken in yet.They might do something unexpected.Mom uses the nice ones,she won't let me use them.She refuses to use the old banged up ones.I am so glad that God still uses uses us,if we are broken down, if we are stained, if we have parts missing and if we are almost like brand new with no blemishes.God loves us!He cares for us!He uses us!We are His kitchen, His ingredients,His broken down ugly scrapers His beautiful unblemished mixers..He is a master chef as He stirs up life using us, His tools.

Lovely,simply lovely.

I love the name `Julie`. It makes me think of a tall slender girl with long black tresses about 6 or 7 months pregnant........I was doing my school.......and the name suddenly came into my mind. And you know how certain images come into your mind with certain words......such was the case.I know no one with this physical image,in fact, the one Julie I do know is shortish and blond and Irish. Then I thought that this color purply blue almost goes with the name.....It just needs to be a slightly softer shade of this color. It would set off the color of her eyes and place roses in her cheeck.
Now that I got that out of my system,I am going to go make a more serious post.

I'm being kicked off as I...write?

Ya know, I was just thinkin'. It's kinda sad that "lately" is within the last two days. Funny, isn't it?





Shiny, shiny metals!

I got a profile! I got a profile!

Hey guys!

You know, I'm really startin' ta like these blog thingy mabobbers. They make me happy.

Anywho, back to the point of this specific blog thingy mabobber. I got a profile now! I feel kinda bad for those 19 people who went to view my profile and got nothing. I'm sorry! I really am!

And Sarah, where have you been? Are you still alive? I haven't...recieved much e-mail from you lately either. Oh, it was so beautiful! I opened my inbox tonight (keep in mind that I haven't checked since Fri. afternoonish) and guess what I found? Six e-mails! It was amazing! It made me so happy! What was I talking about? Oh yeah, Sarah's disapearrance. Any clues, people?

I miss all the good times we've had together, Sarah! Please come back!
































Oh, and has anyone heard any more about Josh? I know that's kinda a stupid question 'cause I'm gonna see ya'll tomorrow, but I felt like asking any way. So I did! Wow! Fancy that!

I love cheeeeesecake

Yeah, I know it's been a while since I posted, but I've been busy. Honost! Plus I just figured out that the stupid site will only let me sign in from the blog. I wondered why I wasn't getting in.

Anywho, not much goin' on. I think. I'm having someone over to my house tonight! Yaay! That makes me happy. I like people. Well, my people anyway. I'm still working on liking people who aren't mine.

Ummm, I like pictures! Lets see if I can find some this time. Last time I couldn't find any except for the demo ones that came on the computer and this really ugly one of me. Which really isn't all that rare. I don't look very goood in pictures. What was I gonna do? Oh yeah, I was gonna try to post a picture. Well, here goes nothin'!

Hey look! I found some! I clicked browse and there they were just a waitin' for me! And that's not all! As you can see, I figured out how to move 'em, too! And I did it all by myself..Don't wanna be all by myself! Oh sorry. Back to my sentence..., without anyones help! I'm becoming so resourceful!

I'm gonna go get some more!

Aren't they gorgeous? My mommy bought them for me 'cause she loves me so much. But Bethy doesn't like them. She thinks they're vile creations of man.

I want something happier.

Becca: Ahh, Mary, you still there?


Mary: Oh, sorry. Those things take so long to upload that I got hungry. But I'm back now!

Ahh! there it is.


It's my house! I think it's beautiful! Oh, and there's my van, too! Yay! Oh, and my garbage can! Well, OK so that's not my house. It's the shop and the barn is the one behind it with the door open. But it's close enough, right?








This is a necklace that Sara strung. Isn't it pertty? It's expensive!














This is the expensive necklace that Sara strung on Big's neck.

So, Big, how did it feel to be wearing $200 worth of pearls on your neck?







Well, I have to go wash dishes before my people get here.

Later Mater!

Um...I hate titles!

Random.....I love getting into an unmade bed! They are soooooooo comfy!No,I dont make it a habit to leave my bed unmade!But yesterday was a special day and so I had a unmade bed.The covers are still in the shape of you and sometimes they are still warm.And everything is all wrinkly!Hey isint wrinkly such a cool word?Wrinkly,wrinkly,wrinkly!

Post snow ramdomniations(Not realy, its still snowwwiiinngggg

We got up rather late today.About 45 minutes before my babysitting job started I became fully aware of the world around me.Snowy,.... white,.... extreemly cold.We did morning devotions then I dashed outside in the cold to feed my horses.(I only slipped and fell once)I came up to find Ruthie cooking me a wonderful breakfast.At 9:57 ( three minutes before my job starts,Oh goody) I realize that I have a car but NO driver.Josh currently is not allowed to drive with his wrist. I grabbed my shoes (forgot my coat) and ended up running and speed walking for 2 miles in the snow. I was only 15 minutes late. Then back out in the snow I go......to walk home. I think that was one of the reasons I couldn't sing at choir today.Then coming home from Rachel's lovely concert,the freezing rain started.Actually, at my house it was more like icy snow! It was beautiful! and now my messed up computer wont let me post this with exclamation marks.

Quicky

Thanks Sarah!

I rather liked that picture of you. It was very becoming.

Okay I think I like this picture better!

This was taken at my friends house and is her horse "Tugs".

By the way Mary Happy Birthday yesterday!

The mountain was very nice and snowy.We went on all the lifts that were open and jumped the tree tops that were sticking through the snow.

Then one of us (not me!) bombed a black diamond. They made it all the way to the base of the slope but they hit the last bump and tottally wiped out.They bent their ski pole and when Katy tried to bend it back for them snap! It broke!

Such is life!!!

Okay Josh! I tried II realy did!!!!!!! How do I get rid of that icky (hey look!Marys word!)picture?

Josh!!!!!!!!You had to put the worst picture of me you could find on my blog!!!!!!!!

Just so Ya Know

Just so we're clear, Jane and Mary Ream are one and the same. I'm pretty sure you guys could figure it out, but just in case, ya know? Good.

Just so ya know, I'm goona be doing these a lot for a few days probably, 'cause it's new 'n' all. And 'cause I'm an hairhead and forget things, so then I have to make another one.

Just so ya know, I think this thingy is pertty cool. I like it.

Just so ya know, I think I'm done now.

Bye, bye!
Something Scary

P.S.
I'm really, really happy today!

P.S.S.
Hey guys, guess what I just figured out? I know why the curser randomy moves to different places on the screen! If you tap the the little touch paddy thingy, it moves the curser to where the trianlge is. I was really starting to wonder why such a new computer was fritzing out. It turns out it wasn't. I was!

Hey, This is fun!

Tap!

Tap, tap!

Tappy, tappy, tappy!

O.K. I'm really am going now.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

You finally got it up 'n' runnin'! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Thanks Josh! (Hey! I like this green. Wait, why isn't it green any more? This is stupid.)

Hey cool! You can put pictures on these thingies! Neto!(There's not a good pink on this thing. Hey look! It stayed pink. Fancy that! Freakish. O.K. I'm changing it. this pink is, "Icky!".) That's much better. Is green the only color that looks O.K? That'd be stupid too.

Oh, you guys are gonna like this one! I'm using the laptop, so it doesn't have a mouse. I was trying to put a question mark at the end of the sentence, but every time I tried, the curser showed up in the last sentence. I thought the computer was freaking out again, so I moved the curser off the typing screen. It still wasn't workng. I was really starting to get frustrated now. Then I realized that instead of pressing the shift key, I was pressing the "mouse" button. Yeah.

Sarah, how do you get the picture where you want it? (Hey, I got it on my first try this time! Yay!) "cause it's not where I want it. This blue is O.K. It's not my flavorite.

Testing